Did You Hear Gunshots?

Once, after a friend and I partook in inhaling some elevation substances, we took a lovely stroll through the neighborhood late in the evening.

As we were walking along, there were a million helicopters circling overhead.

Shining their spotlights on us, making us cringe away in fear.

I was pretty sure we were being abducted by aliens.

Some while later, a policeman drives up to us while we are staring at the sky like retarded zombies.

He rolls down the window and asks:

After a monumental stare down between the officer and us...