Monday, September 13, 2010
You can feel your cat staring at you.
You know you shouldn't, but you make eye contact anyway.
She takes this as an invitation to come and sit on you.
And you know what's about to happen.
But there is nothing you can do to stop this.
And she will always miss...
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
I'll be having a wonderful time when they approach.
I can see the thought quivering through their brain as they approach me.
I know the question is coming.
I despise this question, because I honestly don't have a favorite, and I listen to such a wide variety of music.
So, they usually just tell me what kind of music they like.
And it's always horrible music.
It makes them so mad because I don't like their shitty music.
For example, I hate what "alternative rock" has become.
It's like 500 bands with the same members playing under different names.
I don't like death metal either.
I imagine that they are really tender hearted on the inside.
Now, I will admit that I do like some rap music.
But only a very small variety of rap.
Now, one band that I really, really hate is Metallica.
They were wrong for complaining about not making money because of the whole Napster ordeal.
No one was buying their music in the first place.
See, I hate them so much I didn't even feel like actually drawing a picture of them.
Another band I do not like is The Grateful Dead.
I love psychedelic music. I love most music from that era.
But no one wants to listen to twenty minutes of hippies trippin' balls and poking around at their instruments.