To remind myself of humorous things or something I wanted to write about.
When I go back to read these little bits of information, I generally have no idea what I was talking about.
So, I've decided to compile some of these cryptic messages and illustrate them with what I can only assume that they meant.
"Riding a motorbike...Cats having sex..."
"Photography, cow eyes, Playboy magazines."
"CAT SHIT!!!"
"I have to reconstruct her breasts from scratch with Bisquick."
"Looking in the doctor's bag... Unsatisfactory!"
"Dr. Quinne Medicine Bitch"
i was going to post a really dumb as fuck comment, but i decided it would just make me look like a retard... so i didn't. Ya know... just in case i was going to get a job, and they called me for the interview, but right before i came in, the interviewer looked at this and saw some stupid comment that made them go, "Holy shit, what a retard..." and then they saw it was me, and decided that hiring me would be a really bad decision... stuff like that.
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